The Everything Is On Fire and I'm Losing My Mind Mystery Box

Your Chaos Survival Kit is here 🔥

Life is noisy, painful, chaotic and infuriating at the moment. I’ve decided I can’t fix the world but I can offer some comfort throughout it all, perhaps a few lols and the occasional outburst of swearing. So I have created the Everything Is On Fire and I’m Losing My Mind mystery box!

What’s inside?

This isn’t your usual Spiffy mystery box. The goodies will be a little less self-helpy, and a lot more fun. 

Is anything in it life-changing? No.

Is it practical? Not really.

Will it comfort you? I hope so.

There’s three tiers to choose from and since it’s going to be a little different to normal Spiffy goodies, I’ll give some hints on the slides above for anybody who wants them.

• The 'WTF' Tier contains 6 goodies
• The 'No Seriously WTF Tier' contains 9 goodies (the same 6 as the previous tier plus 3 extra)
• The 'Honestly WTF Babes' Tier contains 12 goodies (the same 9 as the previous tiers plus 3 more

Who’s it for?

Designed for us grown-ups, who are tearing our hair out at the state of the world and just want a box full of joyful, comforting loveliness. It’s perfect for anyone who just feels a bit overwhelmed, needs something else to focus on and wants a few reasons to smile.

It might work for older teens too but be aware, there are a few sweary items.

When will it arrive?

• These boxes are pre-order only! (If you include any other items in your order I'll hold your order and dispatch everything together)
• Pre-orders close Friday 27th March
• The boxes will take a week or so to put together so my aim is to get them dispatched w/c 6th April (hopefully sooner - I’ll keep you all in the loop)