Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days

$22.00
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Just so you know, this deck is a little different to our other Spiffy goodies. It's very funny and very sarcastic, and is not intended to be used as a genuine therapeutic tool. However, it will definitely make you smile and would be great for anybody with a cheeky sense of humour! Check out the photos for a preview of what to expect. 

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).
Christmas 23 Last Postage Date

The following last postage dates have been set in line with the guidance from Royal Mail. Please allow plenty of time for placing your Christmas orders to ensure they arrive on time 🌟

  • For orders using Standard or Free Delivery, please place your order by Sunday 17th December 2023 ⚠️
  • For orders using Express delivery, please place your order by Tuesday 19th December 🚨

We will be closed for our Christmas holidays from Wednesday 20th December until Monday 8th January. You can still place orders as normal, however they will not be dispatched until we return 💖

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